Remember that old kiddie game "Button, Button, Who's got the Button?" I am shocked out of my socks that the president of the United States and Kim Jong Un actually stoop to play this game
with a lethal twist: "My button is bigger than your button and it works." Nah, nah-nah, Nah Nah!
Without a doubt, both
these men are unhinged. Both have bizarre hair. One is a brutal dictator, the other a brutal man who thinks he's been crowned king. Between them, they've set the planet teetering on the
verge annihilation. What's really going on under those strange hair-dos?
An old lady has a wicked hunch: Substitute
the word "penis" for "button" and there's a clue. But what's the solution? A diplomatic viewing and measuring? No, that would send the humiliated red/orange-faced loser into a button-pushing tantrum.
I am old. I can laugh at the idea of those two nitwits admidst the ruble viewing their "manhood" sizzled like a fried worm.
But I am not the only person in the world. I fear for posterity.