Button, Button. . .

Remember that old kiddie game "Button, Button, Who's got the Button?"  I am shocked out of my socks that the president of the United States and Kim Jong Un actually stoop to play this game with a lethal twist: "My button is bigger than your button and it works."  Nah, nah-nah, Nah Nah! 

Without a doubt, both these men are unhinged.  Both have bizarre hair.  One is a brutal dictator, the other a brutal man who thinks he's been crowned king.  Between them, they've set the planet teetering on the verge annihilation.  What's really going on under those strange hair-dos?

An old lady has a wicked hunch:  Substitute the word "penis" for "button" and there's a clue.  But what's the solution?  A diplomatic viewing and measuring?  No, that would send the humiliated red/orange-faced loser into a button-pushing tantrum.

I am old.  I can laugh at the idea of those two nitwits admidst the ruble viewing their "manhood" sizzled like a fried worm.  But I am not the only person in the world.  I fear for posterity.