I'm so excited!  No, didn't win the lottery.  Thinner Half did not surprise me with a diamond bracelet. Grandchildren did not have triplets.  I'm not getting a face lift.  I'm not going anywhere except to the grocery store.  


But, get this:  The Fender folks (think guitar, not car) have been bombarding me with ads since I bought one of their auto tuners (again guitar, not car).  


Even though my instrument is a mountain dulcimer, they encourage me to move up to a Fender.  Ad after ad.   It's gratifying to know how much they appreciate my budding talent.


Hey, I may be in the slow lane, but I am that cool!  


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