I'm so excited! No, didn't win the lottery. Thinner Half did not surprise me with a diamond
bracelet. Grandchildren did not have triplets. I'm not getting a face lift. I'm not going anywhere except to the grocery store.
But, get this: The Fender folks (think guitar, not car) have been bombarding me with ads since I bought one of their auto tuners (again guitar, not car).
Even though my instrument is a mountain dulcimer, they encourage me to move up to a Fender. Ad after ad. It's gratifying to know how
much they appreciate my budding talent.
Hey, I may be in the slow lane, but I am that cool!