Whoa! Local early morning TV ad that's a real eye opener. March Madness coming up, all you basketball fans. That's a fact. But listen to this. Have you heard of "Vasectomy Madness?" Is it psychosis
brought on by snip-snip? Maybe snip-snip remorse? A grinning urologists invites all comers (pun intended) for free consultation. Just for coming in you'll get a coupon for.........whoppee.......free pizza! (Your
worries about "coming in" will be over.)
Strange time to air Dr. Redneck's ad, don't you think? Early morning and the kiddies still home. "Mommie, what's a mad vasectomky?" "Ask your father."
Hmmm, they could use it in the schools as intro to Sex Ed. Oh, yeah, we don't do that in the slow lane. Pity. I always found the subject one of the easiest to teach. Kids love it.