Kentucky Fried

Local elections loom in the slow lane.  Annoying tv ads are replaced by even more annoying campaign ads.  For instance:


One candidate for the US Senate, caught by smart phone or some device, actually endorsed........hold your breath.........cock fighting!  But, the poor guy, wide-eyed and pure as the driven snow, later insists, "Gee Whiz!  I don't even know what cock fighting is!"  [And you call yourself a redneck!] 


Well, his opponent, the indomitable Senate Majoritiy leader, knows and expects flocks of animal rights activists to cross over.  [His opponent is a dumb cluck, probably never even hear of Anthony Wiener.]  Mitch McConnell  approves the ad, expects to remain the cock of the senate walk.


Better not count chickens before they hatch, Mitch.  There's a foxy lady opponent in the hen house.





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