Local elections loom in the slow lane. Annoying tv ads are replaced by even more annoying campaign ads. For instance:
One candidate for the US Senate,
caught by smart phone or some device, actually endorsed........hold your breath.........cock fighting! But, the poor guy, wide-eyed and pure as the driven snow, later insists, "Gee Whiz! I don't even know what cock fighting is!" [And you call yourself a redneck!]
Well, his opponent,
the indomitable Senate Majoritiy leader, knows and expects flocks of animal rights activists to cross over. [His opponent is a dumb cluck, probably never even hear of Anthony Wiener.] Mitch McConnell approves the ad, expects to remain the cock of the senate walk.
Better not count chickens before they hatch, Mitch. There's
a foxy lady opponent in the hen house.