In the Slow Lane

I'm not a catfish, but I may see some

Please try to control your disappointment, but my scholarly research of Florida's flag was suddenly shoved to the back burner.  On the front burner, frantic research boils down to solving last minute, aggravating travel complications.  To wit:  A paddleboat cruise down the Mississippi became a down the Ohio.  What's that saying?  Life is what happens after you make plans, or something like that. 


What's the problem?  Well, the Ohio is my own back yard.  It's that damn weather "hoax" again!  In a heartbeat, Mississippi high waters shrunk to going-aground depths.   And your paddleboat sure doesn't want to be without a creek. 


Yeah, well, get a grip and stop whining!  Good advice.  Who knows what's afloat besides catfish?  Incognito celebrities aboard may lurk behind dark glasses twittering their fans.  Food will be fabulous and fattening.  The entertainment. first class.   I can wave at relatives and friends along the way.  Bon Voyage!  Back in a couple of weeks.






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