In the Slow Lane

Obesity

Good news for the US!  (Yeah, yeah, you've heard already, but I can't help it.)  We are now No. 2 in the world of fat.  Mexico has passed us by a few tenths of a percentage point and the rhymes-with-lox network pundits know why.  Mexico's fat, and otherwise, have been stopped at the border by increased border security.  These fatties are trapped in their homeland.  RWL also recommends periodic, compulsary weight checks of registered aliens.  Overweight?  Out you go.  If these simple measures were implemented, America's fat problem would disappear or at least be greatly reduced.

 

Hmmmmm.........That doesn't solve the problem of fatheads spinning the news and elected fatheads running the country.  Obesity in its most dangerous form!    

 

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